South Africa

It hurts doesn't it? After years of having the government cheerleaders SABC journalists at your beck and call, following your every moving and reporting on each and every single one of your horrendously boring speeches now to be told "sorry old boy but you are just not quite the brilliant guy we once thought you were". What's a former Deputy President to do?

What indeed, but to try get Snuki on speed-dial.....asap.

But unfortunately it would seem His Master has already spoken, and if there's one thing the boys at the SABC are good at, it is playing ball exercising sound editorial judgment.