South Africa

Its a bit of a remix but I thought I'd pop it in anyway :

Little Vilakazi was in his nursery school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman. Vilakazi, however, was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming gay-guy for a snogging session."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and took little Vilakazi aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Vilakazi, "he actually plays soccer for Bafana Bafana, but I was too embarrassed to admit it."

In honor of our soccer heroes!