South Africa

Of course by XXX, we mean ANC. Tom Eaton brings it home nicely :

Has the party you voted for in 1994 started taking you for granted? When was the last time your premier wrote you a love letter or ate strawberries out of your naval? Got an urge to slip something into the ballot box, but just can’t seem to maintain an election? Would you get back together with your ex for one more X? Would you cross the floor -- on all fours? Just sms “ANC” to 31186, and we’ll send you all the sizzling, gasping, grasping, heaving, sweating party news you can handle. Do it now -- Madam “Order!” Speaker and the Chief Whip are waiting. They’ll slip off the Freedom Garter and put the Man back in Manifesto. Copulation towards liberation! A better lay for all!

At least, that’s what the African Nation Congress’s advertisement in The Star on Tuesday seemed to imply at first glance...