South Africa

Yes thats right, come one come all the Jay-Z circus is coming to town! The big moment has arrived and come Tuesday we will definitely see the finest clowns, spin-artists, hangers-on and conmen in the land descending on Durbs. Already a few notables have let it be known that they will be in attendance including :

a) SADTU, who resolved not to teach on that Tuesday (yes the children need to be punished for the way they have treated Comrade Jay-Z!)

b) Various COSATU luminaries (what? I told you the clowns would be there)

c) High level members of the ANC in KZN (I won't even go there...) 

Jay-Z has apparently also just returned from receiving an "international peace award" in Los Angeles. The award was bestowed for being a "Chief Ambassador for Peace" and was given to him by Rev Sun Myung Moon the founder of the Los-Angeles based Inter-Religious and International Federation for World Peace. Uh-oh, this wouldn't happen to be this Rev. Sun Myung Moon leader of the infamous Moonies cult and convicted tax-evader and general loony who (his followers believe) is the Messiah? Moon has also claimed to have "rehabilitated" Hitler and Stalin and that they had vouched for him from the spirit world,  calling him "none other than humanity's Savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent."

Well all I can say is Jay-Z has truly met his match!