07/11/2005
Spin me a fairytale
Pretty good satire by Kirby, just to give you a taste :
"Once upon a time, there was a magical fairyland called South Khrazania, which was under the baffled rule of a group of deranged control-freaks calling themselves the Association of Nepotists and Cronies. In control of the ANC was an elitist cabal of fabulously wealthy fairies and pixies and ministers and dwarves and elves and trades union leaders and flibbertigibbets and commissars and gremlins and comrades and imps and pigwigeons, all of whom were hopeless addicts. They couldn’t get through two hours of any day without appearing on the South Khrazanian Broadcasting Corporation’s television news programmes so as to tell everyone how marvellous they were. In this they were encouraged by a very special buttercup-goblin called Snookums, otherwise known as Lord Hau-Hau...."
Read the rest for yourself here.
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